It's never just a game when you're winning.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross his goal. In baseball the object is to go home.

I never take credit for anything, because it's mostly genetic to my way of thinking. Even the need to work hard with some genetic talent you're given - the need to go out and develop it, and push hard to bring it to people.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.