We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.

None of the Christian religions do [interest me]. They're all outer-directed.