Life is tough, then you die.
You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
Do you know the nicest thing about looking at pictures of a 1950's baseball park? The only people wearing baseball caps are the players.
The coke made me incredibly horny.
There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think of them as veggie-burghers.