Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

I don't care much about the outcome. I'd like for people to feel better and have better lives, but I don't think that's in the cards through political action. I think bloodshed is still the way you get dramatic change. That'll never happen because they've got all the guns now. At least they've got the nice guns, the big ones, the ones with night vision.

How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.