Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

Sudden total weight loss.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!