[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.
George CarlinI was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind.
George Carlin