We created god in our own image and likeness!

I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!

At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure

And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.

I'm offering a special prize for the first Buick on the moon.

Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.