One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.

I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.

Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.

By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are.

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.