Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded. You see the brands - Nike, Puma, Coke - all over their bodies. Pretty soon you'll go to a family and say, "$100,000 if we can tattoo Pepsi on your child's forehead, and we'll have it removed when he's twenty-one. A hundred grand."

It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.