I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.

I was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind.

Hard work is for people short on talent.

A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

I've just completed a five-year period that can perhaps best be called a breathing spell. A time of getting my health back and gathering my strength. That time also included incredible cocaine abuse, a heart attack and my wife's recovery from both alcoholism and cocaine abuse.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election