There's a part of me that is angry. Not in the sense of, "Gee, George is an angry guy!" I mean, anyone who's been with me five minutes, five years, whatever, they would tell you they've rarely seen me in a moment of anger. Yes, I can become highly irritated in a line that's moving slowly, or with a clerk who's incompetent. But I don't yell. I don't get rude. I am clear about what I expect. In a store, my mother always told me, "Ask for the manager immediately. It changes the tone of the conversation."

It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.

The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?