I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George CarlinThere are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment.
George CarlinI think there's a little more attention to human needs than to property rights. But I don't think much of political activism. It's so shortsighted. Most people are interested in their own personal comfort. I've said that about environmentalists. I think they care about bike paths and places to park their Volvos, not the planet as an abstraction.
George Carlin