I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.

Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.

I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.

Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'.

We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.