I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

I try not to see new comics - their acts or their films. Part of that is professional. I don't want to be influenced. But another part is fear and jealousy. I'm afraid to see how good they might be. I don't like that emotion, but it's part of me.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

You know who would make an interesting murder-suicide? Madeline Albright and Yanni.

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.

I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.