I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. - Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans.

I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.