The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it

Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

I'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians.

When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.