The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.

Everything that you know about yourself comes from thinking back, and I think I saw religion as the first big betrayal of me.

You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.