Suddenly, I was thirty, very unhappy entertaining people in their forties, and here came a group of people in their teens and twenties who had similar anti-authority problems and similar dreams and wishes, hopes for mankind. So I gravitated toward them.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.

I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.

A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, He was a loner. Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.