Suddenly, I was thirty, very unhappy entertaining people in their forties, and here came a group of people in their teens and twenties who had similar anti-authority problems and similar dreams and wishes, hopes for mankind. So I gravitated toward them.

I'd say pot has been a break-even proposition for me.

On the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.

Traditional American values: Genocide, aggression, conformity, emotional repression, hypocrisy, and the worship of comfort and consumer goods.

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.