There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine ... been here 4 1/2 billion years. We've been here, what, a 100,000 years, maybe 200,000. And we've only been engaged in heavy industry a little over 200 years. 200 years versus 4 1/2 billion. And we have the conceit to think that somehow we're a threat? The planet isn't going away. We are.

If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

To me, authority is something that a freer spirit, a more independent mind, and a person who can handle the world, doesn't need guidance from.