The status quo sucks.

None of the Christian religions do [interest me]. They're all outer-directed.

Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.

I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.

I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.

The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.