The status quo sucks.

I think we’re part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. It doesn’t punish, it doesn’t reward, it doesn’t judge at all. It just is.

I loved the angiogram. They stick a thing in your thigh and it goes all the way up to your heart. Isn't that a thrill? Well, at least the nurse scored thigh.

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.