People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
George CarlinIf Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?
George CarlinGriddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?
George Carlin