Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.

I think religion is very anti-man. I think it's a terrible distortion and exploitation of a very natural urge every human has - to be rejoined with the one somehow, to become a part of the universe. Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.

The older I got, the more apparent it became that my mother was losing control over me. She fought back fiercely with black moods, silent treatments and martyrdom. And, of course, all she did was run my ass out of the house even quicker. The pressure was unbearable.

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?