Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

By the next one [albom],Occupation: Foole, I was right back into the trip again. I'm more frantic, more breathless. You can hear how sick I am. If you want to see a cokehead, just look at the pictures on the Occupation: Foole album.

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?