Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

Somebody once said that Hollywood is based on a lot of producers deliberately making bad movies, and every now and then somebody gets lucky.

I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist. But I understand the word "cynic" has more than one meaning, and I see how I could be seen as cynical. "George, you're cynical." Well, you know, they say if you scratch a cynic you find a disappointed idealist. And perhaps the flame still flickers a little, you know?

I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.