The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with. I'd see how true they often were. Here they were, banding together in packs, so I could predict what they were going to say about some event or conflict and it wasn't even out of their mouths yet. I was very uncomfortable with that. Liberal orthodoxy was as repugnant to me as conservative orthodoxy.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

Interesting form of murder we come up with: Assassination. We assassinate people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another. Apparently we are not ready to live together.

I don't think we really gave barbarism a fair try.