There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

My father and mother separated when I was two months old.

The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"

How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.