There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

I'm in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't include malignant tumors.

As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.

If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at the end of the month, you'll notice that the white guys are walking and talking and standing like the black guys do. You'll never see the black guys going, "Oh, golly! We won the big game today, yes sir!" But you'll see guys with red hair named Duffy going, "What's happenin'?"