There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.

Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.

In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.

Sometimes, after I'd gone at the coke like one of those snow plows moving up First Avenue, I'd think my heart was over on the dresser, pounding, and I was watching it. I asked some of the doctors who drifted through the intensive-care unit what kind of effect total cocaine abuse has on the heart and they said things like, "Well, there's not enough valid information...." That kind of answer.

People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.