I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.
George CarlinIf a piece requires some specific inflection, I'll record it. I take a lot of notes, and later categorize them, combining them alongside existing ideas, and eventually put a piece together.
George CarlinScientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.
George CarlinThe only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage.
George Carlin