There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.

That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.

Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you'll realize that God is one of the leading causes of death...has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea.

It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?