Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.

Mother's milk leads to everything.

I don't understand the problem with paroling Charles Manson? I say set him free and let him get on with his work. I have a long list of celebrities I'd be glad to share with him.