I don`t understand a belief that there is an invisible being in the sky who watches over us all the time and keeps score and who throws you in a burning pit. I think that's very limiting, very antihuman. It's the way they devised for helping to control people because if they can make you believe in an invisible man who's going to hurt you later, they can make you believe anything!
George CarlinWhen someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
George CarlinWhy is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.
George CarlinWe spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.
George Carlin