I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.
Cancer research is a growth industry.
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.