Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

The status quo sucks.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

I sort of gave up on this whole human adventure a long time ago, divorced myself from it emotionally. It gives me an artistic detachment that I find valuable. I think the human race has squandered its gift, and I think this country has squandered its promise, for the sake of cell phones and Jet Skis.

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.

Lenny Bruce genius was the unique ability to investigate hypocrisy and expose social inequities in a street rap that was really a form of poetry.