Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!
George CarlinDon't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
George CarlinWhen I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
George Carlin