It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.

Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o'clock news.