It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.

No one has to come see my shows who doesn't like me talking about white Christians. They are free not buy a ticket. They're free to leave at any time. So I'm not imposing anything on anyone. Therefore I feel free to cross the line.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

I simply decided that dope wasn't worth the ritual.

I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to "God" are all answered at about the same 50% rate.