Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

I don't think drugs are a problem; I think they're a symptom. As long as Americans are empty, spiritually, emotionally, morally empty, they will need things like the drugs they choose to use. Mankind has wanted to change the way it felt from the beginning anyway. In this country there are even more reasons to want to feel different, to want to feel better, because this is such a neon sewer. This is such a degrading culture. It forces you to play Beethoven to your child in the uterus so that he will get into a better school and a better job and make more money so he can take care of you.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

Is there another word for synonym?

I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

I don't really identify with America, I don't really feel like an American or part of the American experience, and I don't really feel like a member of the human race, to tell you the truth. I know I am, but I really don't. All the definitions are there, but I don't really feel a part of it. I think I have found a detached point of view, an ideal emotional detachment from the American experience and culture and the human experience and culture and human choices.