The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

Two things happened. The creative side of my career was harmed. When I'd sit down and write under the influence of coke, the ratio of pages kept to pages thrown out declined drastically. But onstage, when rapping about a feeling I already owned, I would sometimes get a burst of eloquence.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.