The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
An art thief is a man who takes pictures.
A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.
Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?