You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.

Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. This is not what you expect to find on the resume of a supreme being. It's what you expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

I'm in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't include malignant tumors.

Two things happened. The creative side of my career was harmed. When I'd sit down and write under the influence of coke, the ratio of pages kept to pages thrown out declined drastically. But onstage, when rapping about a feeling I already owned, I would sometimes get a burst of eloquence.

It seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.