You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.

I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.

I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.

You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

When will all the rhetorical questions end?