If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.
George CarlinWhen I'm not actually doing my work, I'm planning it or thinking about it or reading things that on some level are transformed into performance fantasies. I have no active interests. I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.
George CarlinFlowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.
George Carlin