I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.
I go to bed early; my favorite dream comes on at nine.
That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff.
Professional soldiers are people who die for a living.
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.