Surround yourself with what you love.

People have material needs, but you don't need a deodorant for every different day of the week. You don't need four hundred varieties of mustard. This is what I call too many choices. There are too many choices in America.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?

I think we overrate ourselves in terms of our abilities and capacities. I mean, just because you can build a really swell bridge doesn't, to my way of thinking, mean that you're an advanced civilization.

Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.