Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

I was a stonehead for 30 years. I'd wake up in the morning and if I couldn't decide whether I wanted a joint or not, I'd smoke a joint to figure it out. And I stayed high all day long.

A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no rights at all. Personally I lean towards unlimited rights, I feel for instance I have the right to do anything I please, BUT! If I do something you don't like I think you have the right to kill me.