People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.
Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.