Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

Brenda [Carlin] went into therapy and I soon joined her. First we put the drugs behind us, then we began serious work on our relationship. And, in time, we got well together.She just drove through a hotel lobby. Now, that's bottoming out.

That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff.

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)