Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.
Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
Pardon me I've got nothing to say.
If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?
The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes