I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?