To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

There's a thing about cocaine - when I was doing it secretly, it didn't make me very sociable. I forget how others were, but it made me very inner-directed. So being in a sketch and rehearsing and the "hail fellow well met" camaraderie and all that stuff, I couldn't fake that or force that. It was painful.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

We use up words like 'spiritual' so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago spiritual had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus - is bogosity a word? It should be - a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it 'how I fit'.

I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?