To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.

When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.

When I'm not actually doing my work, I'm planning it or thinking about it or reading things that on some level are transformed into performance fantasies. I have no active interests. I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

I did a lot of thinking, and used mental activity to relieve whatever feelings I had. I became very left-brained, and I was good in school. That is, I was a smart kid.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.