People get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding out something a person doesn't want you to know.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.

Life is a zero sum game.

Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?