People get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding out something a person doesn't want you to know.

Where do we get our values from?

No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

You know, if a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough. Acid and peyote were that way for me.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.