Sometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts. Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?