Language always gives you away.

Life is a zero sum game.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

On the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.