Language always gives you away.

With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I was kind of sweet kid, according my mother, and my recollections. Thoughtful and good, but kind of alone - although I didn't interpret it that way, as such. Children never interpret these things. They think they understand logically.

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'