Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went?

It's the American view that everything has to keep climbing: productivity, profits, even comedy.

What year did Jesus think it was?

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.

If everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die...where does the sacred part come in?

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.