Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?
George CarlinNever underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.
George CarlinI like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.
George Carlin