You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets...supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.

I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.

In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.

In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show, if you spend enough time in the sun you don't know whether you're coming or going.

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.