You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets...supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

Most of the note-taking happens while I'm watching television. It's a broad window on the world, and a lot of things are already established in my mind as things I say, things that I'm interested in, things that are fodder for my [stand-up] machine. And when I see something that relates to one of them, I know it instantly and if it's a further exaggeration and a further addition, or an exception - if it plays into furthering my purpose, I jot it down.

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.