I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

Pardon me I've got nothing to say.

Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?