The whole problem with the world today: private property. If no one owned anything, it would be a lot better. There's even an entire industry devoted to keeping an eye on other people's stuff. This is how stupid it's got. If you decide to get rid of a lot of your stuff, you can give it to a thrift shop or to Goodwill.

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?