If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

Obviously, there are people who constrict themselves and build walls around themselves, whether it's from a moral standpoint or a patriotic standpoint, or just plain old conformity, and who therefore live in those little prisons, and when things breach those walls, it's shocking for them.

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing