If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain

Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.

In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.