Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.
George CarlinThe child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.
George CarlinI like good ideas. I don't want just do something for it's own sake to bother people, but if I can bother them with a logical argument about something they have agreed to in society simplistically - like children are sacred, the cult of the child, this cult of professional parenthood, and of course religion, and respect for policemen and the law, and all of these untouchable areas. I like attacking those beliefs, but in with good sound thinking, and an unusual approach.
George Carlin