Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.

My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

Some people think that words can injure the psyche or the moral fiber. And they really can't.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

I don't think we really gave barbarism a fair try.