Life is a series of dogs.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing
Jesus was a cross-dresser.
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.