These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.
I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.
When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning.
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?