The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. It’s frustrating and it’s time-consuming. God bless phone calls.

The planet is fine. The people are f****d. Because everyone is trying to save the planet. The planet doesn’t need that. The planet will take care of itself. People are selfish. And that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live.

Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.