The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. It’s frustrating and it’s time-consuming. God bless phone calls.

I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.