Comedy is grievances. It's a recitation of grievances - whether they're inconsequential, superficial - like "my wife shops too much", or "kids today", all those old-fashioned themes - or, if it's deeper, and somewhat more thoughtful, about social imbalance and inequities, and the folly of human behavior. It's usually a complaint.

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Language always gives you away.

Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere

Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.