I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.

Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.