Sometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.
George CarlinWhen fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts. Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.
George CarlinIt is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.
George CarlinAbraham Maslow said that the fully realized person transcends his local group and identifies with the species. But the election of Ronald Reagan might've been the beginning of my giving up on my species. Because it was absurd. To this day it remains absurd. More than absurd, it was frightening: it represented the rise to supremacy of darkness, the ascendancy of ignorance.
George Carlin