I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.

Interesting form of murder we come up with: Assassination. We assassinate people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another. Apparently we are not ready to live together.

I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.

If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. - Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans.

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.