When I first heard the song Don't worry - be happy I realized it was exactly the kind of mindless philosophy that Americans would respond to. It would make a great national anthem along with Me first.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

My father and mother separated when I was two months old.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.

What year did Jesus think it was?

Anger is a handy term and words are tricky, as we know. What one man perceives as anger, another person - in my case the deliverer of material - is, "Don't you see it, don't you see how badly you're doing?" It's like shaking a child - which you're not supposed to do.